Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize