i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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