Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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