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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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