Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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