Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
why is half of my head shaved?
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