Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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