no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have feelings that need drinking.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize