he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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