You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Pants are for mortals
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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