what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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