dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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