I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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