Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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