Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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