don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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