My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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