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penguin condom
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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