Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Shame - the story of my life.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
