come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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