I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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