Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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