I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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