She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
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