I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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