Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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