I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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