I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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