So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.