making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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