Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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