i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's just like the Real World with babies
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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