Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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