Umm I'm too high to move.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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