Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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