You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
