May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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