so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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