it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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