So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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