Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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