hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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