Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Randomize
