My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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