I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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