i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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