whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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