Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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