Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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