Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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