Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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