ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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