I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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