North Korea, Best Korea!
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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