The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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