walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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