So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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