found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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