The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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