You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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